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@brittdetienne Thanks driving tonight and inviting me out. My first pro baseball experience was great.
2 days, 20 hours ago
Worst job ever: Royals ticket scalper.
3 days ago
On my way to my first ever pro baseball game. The Royals are good this year right?
3 days, 1 hour ago
So, it's Demon's Dick. Not Demon Dick. My hopeful band name. Just to clarify because fuck, I got way called out on that.
3 days, 22 hours ago
Practicing up for my audition to join Demon Dick—a epic and dangerous Lawrence band.
4 days, 1 hour ago
This pony keg will. Not. Die.
4 days, 1 hour ago
Nearly got my house back to normal. None of the terrible things I thought might happen even got close to happening.
4 days, 5 hours ago
@jamesonhuckaba Yeah, no kidding. Got it for my party as a joke, but was a hit nonetheless.
4 days, 5 hours ago
Lessons learned from my party: people love Kitkats and Skittles. Also Hpnotiq. And whiskey.
4 days, 6 hours ago
Things are easy when you're big in Japan.
4 days, 6 hours ago