Hi there, I’m Brian McKinney

Developer, designer, musician, recording engineer. In other words, I like to make things

@gpennington Don't listen to @worksology. He's clearly one of them. Stem cells are sin, don't let anyone tell you deferent.

I can't believe I just started listening to On Your Side by Magnet. Fucking awesome: [1]

I really dig Edgar Wright's directing in this film, but Scott Pilgrim vs the World sucks balls.

Successful snow day: made a crazy awesome breakfast for my girl and I. Worked. Read. About to watch a couple of movies and have some pizza.

After 2.5 years, me and my beloved iPhone may finally be getting a divorce. I just dropped her and she's got a nasty scar on her face. Gross

Forwarding from @JWoodsoil: : Go ahead and start hoarding food and ice melt folks. My trick knee never ever lies and we got a doozie coming.

Worst guitar solo ever: Abracadabra by the Steve Miller Band. No contest.

@webology I'm talking about the app, not the Twitter spam. I just think adding filters to photos to make them look "cool" is fucking stupid.

Son of a fucking bitch. Someone stole my outatime license plate. I'm going to fuck someone up.

@DScottFritchen you should come up to Lawrence, watch Kstate get the W in enemy territory.

Look, I've used the app and all, but does anyone else think that instagram is just tacky fad bullshit?

Got two Kstate buddies coming up to watch the game in enemy territory. If Kstate gets the win, I predict massive old west style bar fight.

I guess because they don't have much competition. The @pastemagazine site sucks too.

@slimfender Luckily the Fortress is at a secret location that only a handful of people know about.

The FOS has the best beer specials in town. Fridays at the Fortress: free high life bottles**while supplies last

@gpennington Funny, I have a bitter fantasy world just like that myself.

Smooth music is indeed alive and well: [1]

@slimfender It could be 'Go to a bar and watch K-State beat KU' day as well. Just throwing that out there.

@perl5000 That was fucking awesome in every way.

Speaking of large paychecks, not to brag, but did I mention I'm drinking a High Life right now?

Just saw an advertisement that said: "The Internet blessed me with a large, steady paycheck each week!" Me too buddy, me too.

You noticed. Forwarding from @slimfender: : Your such an assclown to.

@slimfender Thanks Win! I don't give a fuck what else happens, I'm having a good night, I will it so.

In an act of defiance towards my shitty day, I'm still going to go T's tonight. Suck it Sunday.