Hi there, I’m Brian McKinney

Developer, designer, musician, recording engineer. In other words, I like to make things

-8ยบ. Fuck.

@DScottFritchen wow 17,000? I swear it only feels like 15 or 16,000. I appreciate the coverage man, keep up the good work.

Why am I listening to White Lion today you ask? Because Vito Bratta is crazy rad. Dumb question.

@wemissedtheboat Embrace the hangover. You're on break. And thanks for hosting by the way.

My reputation is changeable, situation is tolerable, baby, you're adorable.

@perl5000 Fuck, that sucks. I almost missed my forms too because I automatically ignore all emails from HR.

@JWoodsoil Wait wait. Wendys and a corn dog in the same day? Have you come into some money or something?

@astroot But was it excessive or prolonged?

@jcroft Couldn't agree more. It's great to be opinionated, but for a lot of what we do there is no one right way to accomplish things.

Snowed in at the fortress. Not that I'm complaining.

I nearly ran over a neighborhood dog tonight. I stopped to make sure she was ok and the owner said "Shes ok, she's just an asshole." Agreed.

Black Swan is the best movie I've ever seen about ballet. And I've seen many.

About to be Black Swaned.

@wemissedtheboat shit. I'm sorry, you should have come to the pig where we could get drunk together.

@JWoodsoil Fuck. The universe will never be the same. I'm going to remember this day forever.

The great thing about Ozzy Osbourne is that he always says "You're beautiful" to the audience at his concerts.

Holy fucking shit. @JWoodsoil on twitter. My life just got 1000X better.

@MeganSwicegood yes, not my most well formed sentence in hindsight, or was it?

I've got the day off work tomorrow. Anyone want to go down to the Pig and get fucked up? Lets just be honest with each other. Holla.

Look, I know that sometimes things aren't all rainbows and pots of gold, but not going to 715 and joining a cult is never the right answer.

Twitter has forbidden me to post what I wanted to, so I'll do so now:

@bobbygrace Good call. It was too obvious, I didn't even think of it.

Everyone in my rock band has a snappy nickname. My band nickname sucks. Suggestions for mine? 'Thrust' is taken FYI.

Rumors of Ol Red's demise have been greatly exaggerated. She's back on the road and rollin on down those tracks just as smooth as ever.

@astroot No idea on the Pibb xtra thing. Would a Pibb of any other name taste as sweet? Me thinks so.

Mr. Pibb's original 1972 slogan was "It Goes Down Good".

Everyone has at least one weakness, and now I shall reveal mine: Mr. Pibb. I beg of you to not use this knowledge against me.