Only two items on the “brunch menu” and one of them sucks? Last time I'm ever eating at @esquinalawrence.
Let me step off the Lunar Lander and onto the Moon first, you can follow behind. I'm sure people will remember your name as much as mine.
I've been hearing lots about Inception. Is it any good? And if you recommended Avatar to me, don't even bother responding.
@Nancyroo no promises on the weapons, I pack heat like I'm the oven door, but yeah, I could go for some replay.
@abbycat27 I never doubted the beneficial side of your binge drinking. Congrats on besting @nancyroo, no small feat.
@abbycat27 Potter's Automotive Services on a friend's recommendation. I'll let you know how this shakes out, but kinda pissed about it.
Well, the mechanics fixed my car without bothering to give me an estimate or confirming I actually wanted the work done. Fantastic.
@faustman Done. I'll make sure you hear about it when I get thrown in jail for assault. Everybody got to have a dream.
It's not the size of the dog in the fight. It's the size of the fight in the dog. Man, Hustle & Flow can't arrive on my doorstep soon enough
I keep seeing "*insert buddy's name here* likes *insert man's name here*" in my facebook feed and thinking it's a relationship notification.