Hi there, I’m Brian McKinney

Developer, designer, musician, recording engineer. In other words, I like to make things

Any ideas from anyone on a good city to throw a bachelor's party in?

@jcroft Is the event you singing karaoke? If so, they owe you a percentage of the door.

@duke_sam yeah, "I have a particular set of skills...basically they involve killing everyone I see until I happen to bump into my daughter"

Taken. Exactly how I feel after watching that crappy movie for am hour and a half.

@ubernostrum Ha. If you'd have known what I was actually writing about you probably wouldn't have cracked a joke...

Writing some things down that should have been written a long time ago.

@picholine I'd blame the tattoo artist. You're still beautiful.

OH: “I should go into Starbucks and ask what I can get for $20”

Really enjoying the terminal colorization and prompt that @traviscline helped me out with. My terminal app is much more usable now.

@jcroft Good luck Jeff. I hope this whole “Web design” thing works out for you.

@gpennington Huge Spaced fan here. It's one of my favorites. However, you may need more than one viewing to catch some of the jokes.

@Melp682 Whoa. We are in Kansas after all. Storming big time means potentially powerful and destructive forces.

@pizzabot Small thin wheat pepperoni & black olives.

Whatever you do, don't mess with this guy: [1]

@webology that was four hours ago because I have actiually been doing something with my night instead of anxiously waiting for a response :)

@webology Your slack-jawed Missouri ways misunderstood my clear trash talking of west Lawrence designers. It's ok, I'll go slower next time

@mintchaos West side designers couldn't design their way out of a paper bag. East siders FTW.

Nothing is ever wrong that's real.

I miss Ultimate Fake Book. I put Electric Kissing Parties on my iPhone and have been listening to Far Far Away over and over.

I really love La Familia. Tasty food, delicious beers and Detroit Rock City by Kiss on the radio.

@gpennington @astroot Admitedly my clothing line has not been as successful as my Web Design carreer, but no need for public ridicule.

Enjoying my day off with lunch and an incredibly tasty Modelo beer at La Familia.

@gpennington How dare you sir!? If I was in Manhattan, I'd slap you across the face with a pair of gloves and challenge you to a duel.

This is the most poorly designed website I have ever seen: [1]