Hi there, I’m Brian McKinney

Developer, designer, musician, recording engineer. In other words, I like to make things

Unfollowing people I actually know in order to follow the @BronxZoosCobra. Look, if you were as funny as he is, this wouldn't have happened.

For some reason I started watching a lot of Asian war epics recently. Related: Red Cliff is a good fucking movie.

@thecurtain Whoa. Sweet. Crazy rear spoiler going on there. Nice pic too, totally incognito. :)

@thecurtain Wow, that's cool. Let me know if the guy ever sells one of them. Think I'm inching closer and closer towards wanting to buy.

@faustman One of my buddies in High School had a near-mint 81 model with like 60k on it. It was fucking awesome.

Also, regarding 280zxs, [1] Need I say more?

Ok, I've officially fallen in love with Datsun 280zxs. This commercial just speaks my language: [1]

@thisphrase Ah! My instincts on French animation are uncanny.

@thisphrase You were right again, the 280zx DOES suit me way better than any other car, clearly: [1]

If I were to become a billionaire, I would purchase every master copy to every Eagles song ever created and destroy them. I would be a hero.

Cobra on Netflix streaming? My evening = planned. [1]

@jcroft I'm glad there was a comma in there.

@bahoo That was hilarious. Well played sir.

Forwarding from @Takeover_Tuggle: : Shrimp taco from taco bell..naw I'm good I'll pass on that

@samtokvef Is there going to be an Iceweb conference held in 2011?

@daniellindsley So you are basically giving me 6 weeks to prepare my rage quit? You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

@daniellindsley Damn it man. We were supposed to rage quit together, remember!!??!?

@robertjosiah Calling it a "stroll" was an exaggeration—not referring to KU's high seeding—rather their luck in other teams getting upset.

Seriously KU? You were handed the easiest stroll to the national championship in the history of the tourney and you totally blew it.

And just in case you were wondering—a summer breeze does make me feel fine, blowing through the jasmine in my mind.

I had no idea the Isley Brothers covered Summer Breeze before @ledzepfan1967 mentioned it. My mind is blown. So smooth.

@brittdetienne A KU graduate writing a article about how much he loves his home team is brilliant? You KU fans are all alike. :D

If I ever win the lottery, I'm going to go to Taco John's and totally order the grilled burrito. I'm just a kid from Kansas with a dream.

You either win it or you don't. It happens now, or else it won't.

Revolutionizing the Internets is hard work. It's a good thing there is High Life beer. It's THE beer of Internet revolutionaries.

@JWoodsoil I feel like the fast food industry wants, nay, needs this.

@blturner It's because your internets surfing was disrupting the plane's landing gear!