Worst job ever: Royals ticket scalper.
On my way to my first ever pro baseball game. The Royals are good this year right?
So, it's Demon's Dick. Not Demon Dick. My hopeful band name. Just to clarify because fuck, I got way called out on that.
Practicing up for my audition to join Demon Dick—a epic and dangerous Lawrence band.
This pony keg will. Not. Die.
Nearly got my house back to normal. None of the terrible things I thought might happen even got close to happening.
@jamesonhuckaba Yeah, no kidding. Got it for my party as a joke, but was a hit nonetheless.
Lessons learned from my party: people love Kitkats and Skittles. Also Hpnotiq. And whiskey.
Things are easy when you're big in Japan.
Thanks to all who came out to my party last night. Was pretty epic, but I still have beer in my pony keg, which completely befuddles me.
Oh lord. I've already had a shot of whiskey and it's 4:00.
@jirah Haha. Sorry man, maybe next time?
Putting the final touches on preparation for my party tomorrow. If I forgot to invite you and want to come over, holla.
I have a LOT of alcohol at my house.
I've never wanted to make out with code before, but if I could make out with these lines of code, I definitely would.
@shawntiemann Yeah, sorry man, had to work on some stuff. Ironically. But yeah, we should grab a brew sometime.
@adamlott Damn it, filling out a missed connection on craigslist as we speak.
Holy Lord. Katy Wade makes the most delicious Mojito in the history of mankind.
@adamlott WTF? It's Thursday. It's 715. But you're not here.
This just in: my coworkers are nerds.
@morganwestfield We use it at work to communicate between coworkers, so yeah, 95% of the time the people in them are useless.
Free State Keg for my house party? Yes please.
@thisphrase get back to work!
@abbycat27 There are all kinds of rumors flying around about my party, I can't confirm or deny that one at this time.
@thecurtain Yeah, I bet you do! I just have to show up and have a good time and even that is a pretty big undertaking.
Just got a holla from Biggus Panniculus Jr on Mass St. Looks like he's lost a bit of weight.
The Walnut Valley Festival is only three weeks away. Really hard to believe it's coming up so soon. Gotta do my calisthenics in preparation.
Aussie Rules Football on Espn3! Hell yeah.
I miss my local — at Auntie Mae's Parlor [1]
Beers without @slimfender — at Rock-A-Belly Deli [1]