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This just in: my coworkers are nerds.
1 week, 4 days ago
@morganwestfield We use it at work to communicate between coworkers, so yeah, 95% of the time the people in them are useless.
1 week, 4 days ago
Free State Keg for my house party? Yes please.
1 week, 4 days ago
@thisphrase get back to work!
1 week, 4 days ago
@abbycat27 There are all kinds of rumors flying around about my party, I can't confirm or deny that one at this time.
1 week, 5 days ago
@thecurtain Yeah, I bet you do! I just have to show up and have a good time and even that is a pretty big undertaking.
1 week, 6 days ago
Just got a holla from Biggus Panniculus Jr on Mass St. Looks like he's lost a bit of weight.
1 week, 6 days ago
The Walnut Valley Festival is only three weeks away. Really hard to believe it's coming up so soon. Gotta do my calisthenics in preparation.
1 week, 6 days ago
Aussie Rules Football on Espn3! Hell yeah.
2 weeks ago
I miss my local — at Auntie Mae's Parlor http://gowal.la/r/245uu
2 weeks, 1 day ago